Ice-Dragon

Ice-Dragon
Frost Dragon drawing done by a little kid

Monday, August 23, 2010

Ode to Cell Phones

I know this blog was supposed to be mostly fantasy stories, but bear with me-this is the last rotten poem I have to post-I totally stink at writing poetry!


Ode to Cell Phones



Oh amazing electronic,

without you, teen life would be simply demonic.

With your many new features

people sit on bleachers.

Amazing ringers

from famous singers,

are so often bought.

Without them, our ears would be for naught.

You make checking email incredibly easy,

without you I would feel quite queasy.

& u all0w us 2 t3xt,

w/o be!ng perpl3xed.

You're a wireless tool,

sadly not allowed in school,

but we all need and love you.

Its so very, true.



O how fearful of toilets are you--

Of being flushed down into a terrible brew,

into the depths of the loo.

Neither are you safe in a canoe--

into the rapids you might slip too,

then where would we be without you?

But even said,

of all that you’ve fled,

everyone needs you--

not one but two!

Even with your fears,

you are loved by many peers.

O awesome electronic,

you save lives from being demonic.

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